My name is Sarah, and I have no life.

 

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust)

skyreading:

Oh no, team RWBY is late for school…!
ヾ( °д)ノ゛ヾ(°д°)ノ゛ヾ(д° )ノ゛

Yang: hime-photos ~ Ruby: stepbackwards ~ Blake: skyreading ~ Weiss: deadflo ~ Photog: joteielizabeth
ahkieran:

devilsduality:

askren-pai:

one-eyed-scientist:

My computer mouse and a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew…
I could choke the guy to death with the cable while drowning him with the beverage. Will that work?

//tablet pen and a radio, time to make a drawling and not be productive

A bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a dysfunctional Canon printer/scanning device.
I feel like this would go disturbingly well with the mouse/Mt. Dew combo.

A dinosaur shaped pillow and a pair of jeans… My weapon could be a stylish pet dinosaur that I ride into battle :L

Pistachios and a sewing needle, are you fucking kidding me.Hopefully my enemies have nut allergies, otherwise I’m screwed.

ahkieran:

devilsduality:

askren-pai:

one-eyed-scientist:

My computer mouse and a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew…

I could choke the guy to death with the cable while drowning him with the beverage. Will that work?

//tablet pen and a radio, time to make a drawling and not be productive

A bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a dysfunctional Canon printer/scanning device.

I feel like this would go disturbingly well with the mouse/Mt. Dew combo.

A dinosaur shaped pillow and a pair of jeans… My weapon could be a stylish pet dinosaur that I ride into battle :L

Pistachios and a sewing needle, are you fucking kidding me.
Hopefully my enemies have nut allergies, otherwise I’m screwed.

Best of Autocorrect

levischibibutt:

fallingonbakerstreet:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

T.G.I.FIBROMYALGIA

Juicy Easter dick never gets old.

nate-river-but-call-me-near:

blue-eyed-hanji:

helenedaviauhunt:

made-segragated:

best scene of any anime ever

Yes.

 you’re lying if you say you didn’t laugh at this

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Source: kaminaang)